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Hammonds 10 Jan, 2018 @ 10:44pm 
I mean, having a virginity is the greatest quality a woman can have. When you buy a toy, do you want an opened toy, or an unopened one?
Obviously the unopened one, right? Now, sluts with broken cocksleeves are great for practice, but a true woman must be a delicacy, and in order for her to be that, her hymen must be 100% intact. She must shudder in pain and longing when I penetrate her virginal flesh, and she must wrap her legs around me and say "Oh, it hurts senpai" and moan. My eyes will gleam with energy and I will continue to plow her fertile field with my ox. The katana on my back will be gleaming from the bright sunlight (my katana draws the power of the sun to slay my enemies, it can also shoot energy beams)
After 10 minutes of relentless, passionate intercourse, I shall withdraw my wakizashi from her sheathe, and unleash it in passionate climax all over her face.
Hammonds 7 Oct, 2017 @ 11:57pm 
How do I get Japanese girls to like me? When I approach them, I say konichiwa, and I ask them about anime, but they seem to be shy around me (which is cute (XwX) ). Once this girl just laughed at me with her friends and left, and I told her that Pearl Harbour was all in the past, but she still ignored me.
Bortus's Sex Lagoon 27 Jun, 2013 @ 7:33pm 
Nice!
[1b] [2g] 6 Nov, 2011 @ 4:05am 
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