to dirty boy, can you please tell foreverfidel to accept my invitation? I'm hugh, which was playing with him rn on the finals!

i met this guy at the dumpster behind walmart. he was carving mini sculptures out of potatoes and carrots. i asked him why he was doing this at the dumpster behind walmart and he said "i dont have to walk as far to dispose of the peelings". he literally came to a public dumpster so he didnt have to carry out the trash at home and physically walk more steps. i told him how stupid that was and he replied: "why are YOU at the dumpster behind walmart then?" and i ran away and he chased me until he remembered he was trying to save steps and he laid down and rolled all the way back to the dumpster, then he sat up and continued carving mini sculptures out of potatoes and carrots. i made all this up and you just wasted part of your life reading it. have a good day.

+rep too good at using one syllable words lol

amugnnus irl sus susus

+rep i hate u (maybe walls)

"Winning matters..." - Croc, Sept-2017