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Lifts-Her-Tail: "My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?"

Crantius Colto: "This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise."

Lifts-Her-Tail: "If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?"

Crantius Colto: "Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands."

Lifts-Her-Tail: "You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?"

Crantius Colto: "Of course."

Lifts-Her-Tail: "But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite."

Crantius Colto: "Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later."

Lifts-Her-Tail: "Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!"

Crantius Colto: "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time."

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