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hello, I was browsing steam when I came across your account and have a few things to say about it. Firstly, this account is very well put together I believe that the aesthetic of your page rival even those of a gay man. Secondly, I had the honor of hearing your voice and I will say it was like listening to a mermaid serenade my eardrums. Last but not least your are a very sexy man and you should give me a call and we can "make some magic" as the kids call it. Thank you for listening to my statement and I hope to hear from you soon.

The Story of I
I was a man that many knew as a kind man, one that you can trust, but I was also known for being the kind of guy that would look in your windows in the light of day to check in and make sure you are ok. I had no intention of hurting anyone, actually it was the total opposite. I just wanted to make sure people's kids were safe. But apparently Mrs.You was not too fond of people checking on their kids while she was taking a shower. Some people have no appreciation for the good of the world.

So I was sentenced to 4 years of jail time, for anyone else this would be nothing, but I was 82 years old at the time so really I could die within this span of time quite easily. But I went anyway. So two years later I was just sitting in the cell counting the number of bricks on the wall which I always did at that time of the day. And a police officer comes and unlocks the cell and explains that I had received a 2 year early bail because of the good deeds that I did such as waxing the floor by tongue every other day, and not to forget spit shining the dishes every day.

So I was driven back home and deemed a free man. Well I thought to let the neighbors know I was back so that is what I did. I walked to Mrs.You’s house but the You family had decided to sell their house to the We family and did not even make this information known, so I went and researched about where they lived, so that I could go and see them, and that is what I did. The You family moved to a small house on a small island in the middle of the vast ocean, but after a few days I had made the trip. I wanted to see if anyone was home so I looked in the window. After 3 seconds of looking in this window a house alarm went off and at the sheer volume of this alarm I died right there on the porch. At that very spot lies the grave today and it states 3 traits that I had in the journey of life. The initials of these traits were KFC (Kind, Friendly, and Creepy). Even though I died at an old age of 84, I still had so much more to accomplish in life.

WHY YOUR NOSE SO DAMN BIG!!!!