I'm a Clornk.
I was once a potato and a bot potato but now i'm a Clornk. And not just any Clornk but Clornk (Destroyer Of Happiness). There may only be one but there will be more. There is always more. You might be wondering how I became a Clornk and I will tell of the tale. Well potatoes can evolve and I evolved into the god that i am. After I evolved I trained my body to be a killing machine. My body resembles an absolute demon. I trained so hard people drop to their knees by looking at my body. No one's strength can compare to mine. People die by looking at this glorious body. Gods quiver at the sight of my body. Children die by being near my aura of power. Demons crumble by even smelling my scent. Leaders have sent armies consisting of millions of men and none have left a scratch on my body. All armies have been killed by a swipe of my fingers. My breath has caused disease to spread across nations. But those were the old days. Now i'm just a demon that plays games. But never let your guard down because I shall rise to power again and I will have an army of thousands waiting to battle. Never forget what you read because I will be your ruler one day.