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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.35

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 9.48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.40

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.19

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 12.54

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 9.55

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 12.35

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 13.53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 14.40

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 12.50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 21.4.2015 klo 11.54

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 11.41

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 12.40

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 14.13

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 13.02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 13.10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 14.11

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.56

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.09

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.53

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 14.43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 13.43

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.04

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 11.28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 12.38

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.57

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.10

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 12.21

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 13.22

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 20.4.2015 klo 11.16

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.18

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.18

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.48

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 9.16

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 11.30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 13.05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 11.45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 12.28

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 12.27

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 11.28

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.45

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 12.01

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.25

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.34

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.39

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 8.40

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 12.11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 12.19

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 12.26

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.06

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 12.14

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 12.02

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 12.11

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 9.52

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 14.10

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 10.12

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 17.4.2015 klo 9.57

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.35

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.39

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 2.5.2015 klo 8.27

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 21.4.2015 klo 11.55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 6.57

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 7.43

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 8.54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 10.29

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 11.20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 2.4.2022 klo 2.29

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 11.20

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 2.4.2022 klo 2.29

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 31.3.2022 klo 12.59

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 31.3.2022 klo 13.05

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 7.20

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 7.57

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 8.17

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 9.35

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 8.49

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 7.52

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 8.26

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 7.44

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 8.43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 31.3.2022 klo 13.02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 1.4.2022 klo 11.26