I somehow ended up in your comments section, so I thought I would share a fact with the world. Cleatus once said, "a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock it to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat"

Someone please help me, Cleatus is coming to Idaho to kill me and my parents.

I win x4

I win x2

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

its oakay spoon, spelling is the key to a brighter future.

I'm proud to say that Cleatus is a true American. She works tirelessly to defend our shores with her work at Strategic Air Command. If you're down on the tarmac in Austin, wave up at the ATC, she's in there coordinating with the pilots to keep you safe. Thank you Hambone for informing me that Austin was spelled incorrectly. That was a close one. Whew.

Ckeaytus, shane on huge.

WHAAAT?!!?? I added you like 3 months ago!! Lmao jk!! :) It was just a couple of days ago! Sounds like you have been pretty busy! Yeah if I am on it is usually at night - which I realize is when you said you usually AREN'T on! :( Lol but I def had a lot of fun tonight!!

I'm doing awesome thank you!! :) A friend finally got me into the Dark Souls series so I've been a little more active lately! :P How have things been going for you?? I think it's so cool we still talk on here! Makes me happy! :)

Omg it's been too long Jessica!! You probably thought I died...but I was actually...reborn!! ;) :) Miss you!!

HELP! SHE'S LEAVING FROM ARIZONA NOW!

Someone please help me, Cleatus is coming to California to kill me.

YES we need to play L4D again Jessica! :) I am usually on really late XD

we need to play ultimate chicken horse yo :-)

You should!! :) I was up playing L4D2 of course!! XD!! Laura was up playing Skyrim! :P Sometimes we stay up really late when we don't have plans for the next day in the morning! lol XP

We shall see! :P She does love Skyrim! :) We've probably played about 150+ hours between the two of us so far and there's always something to do - extremely addicting! XD

Ooo I used to LOVE TF2!! haha I sucked but it was fun! :) She's actually playing Skyrim right now! XD

I am definitely working on getting her into it! haha ;D I have heard of it but never played it myself! Sounds like a good time! :)

Hey hey! :) I didn't think you would respond! :P I don't really very much but on occasion! :D Christmas was quiet but fun! Wife got a new gaming laptop, so I might try to get her into L4D2 actually! lmao xD How was your Christmas Jessica? :)

Hey there how are youuu? :)

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CLEEETUS!!! Hey how well does Ultimate Chicken Horse play online or is it just split screen crap?

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The herald of autumn, as the landscape undergoes a vibrant shift in color, so too the local wildlife exhibits fascinating shifts in behavior. It is near Thanksgiving now. There, a Cleatus at work with an oven! Seemingly driven to hours upon hours of work, this Cleatus will work tirelessly to make cookies and a plethora of other baked goods that she along with her pack of Hippothousque may weather the coming winter in comfort. By the end of the new year, she will have made enough sugary wheat confections to feed Albania for a day. Continued -

- But now, she grows wary. She has caught the all-too familar scent of an underbathed and overworked superman stripper making his escape! She dashes across, and snares him by the neck with a well crafted loop and pole, and drags him back to the cave with a withering glance around. A rival neighboring pack would work to jealously steal away her thrall if the Cleatus isn't cautious.

<Cut to Credits>
Narrated by Sir David Attenborough
Brought to you by BBC Nature and The Master Spoon Foundation

spork wrote here

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xpdpdpd pleb yon hyaku nijuu moyase

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Jerk!

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Happy Valentine's Day :D <3

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spider get your ass on here... and I almost didnt see your message Angus spammed my comments with every conversation he had since he was last on. lol? but yeah i got cheesus crust, and bio, and socio, all in a chat dixie was in game. but added them to chat as they came on. then they all had do go like one came and went afk lolthen the next and so on... not sure they even knew... but they were all there! I bet Geof would play havent seen julia in a billion years.

Cleeetorus! how goes it?

Never ever play chess with her, she's a dirty cheater!

hi jess how r u buddy just sayn hey ttyl :-)

*totally don't celery stalk your profile*

Haha I remember that! XD It would be cool to play again, just not so late anymore XD

ALL HAIL THE GOOGLE!!

Lol yeah. Just haven't had a need for them anymore lol.

Aww no I don't! I used to use IM all the time when my Wife and I were not together in person but we don't use em anymore! lol I just occasionally get on here to talk or play! XD

Haha yeah it has been a long time! I would be nice to talk to you again (not that we aren't talking right now lol XD). Life's been very busy but very good! We can't wait until it is Spring and nice outside!

You need to learn how to properly align props young lady.

Hey there Cleatus!! Wow yeah it has been so long! It is nice to hear from you! I hardly get on here anymore lol. We got married at the end of 2012, so she is my Wife!! :) We are doing really really great! :D We actually moved north to Minnesota and got 2 cats! haha How have you been the past like year and a half? XD

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