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wonk 14 Dec, 2020 @ 5:22am 
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XerainGamer 29 May, 2020 @ 1:24pm 
Ok fathead
XerainGamer 29 May, 2020 @ 1:24pm 
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76561198821863986 29 May, 2018 @ 4:05am 
IDK but this guy sure looks sexy as ♥♥♥♥
Jakob 10 May, 2018 @ 10:51am 
bcos your gay <3
Lezlie Mackerel 10 May, 2018 @ 10:29am 
Jakob why are you playing my fave song
Jakob 10 May, 2018 @ 10:07am 
Playing now: - Despacito
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Tobz 25 Apr, 2018 @ 2:50pm 
The sniper of snipers xD
Matthew 25 Mar, 2018 @ 7:48pm 
?
Azarashi 29 Dec, 2017 @ 4:32pm 
When I was a wee boy my grandad used to take me up in the loft. He’d take down a chest, he had up there. He’d open up the chest. Do you know what was in it? A mermaid. He’d have me strip naked as a wee boy and make love to that mermaid on the floor while he watched for his sexual gratification. Now years later when the old bastard was dead, I went back into the loft I took down the chest and opened up. Do you know what I found in there? A dead monkey with its legs sewn together.
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instant 4 Nov, 2017 @ 7:26am 
-rep Petafile and fatass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Lezlie Mackerel 13 Oct, 2017 @ 9:09am 
Thanks
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Toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Lezlie Mackerel 11 Oct, 2017 @ 12:20pm 
Now that's just racist
Litle Musrom 11 Oct, 2017 @ 10:33am 
♥♥♥♥ Noob go die
instant 24 Feb, 2017 @ 3:41pm 
Change your profile dead it should be where is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salute trooper? like come on m8 your a ♥♥♥ who doesn't love me😭 Oh... I don't have a girlfriend...
Lezlie Mackerel 22 Feb, 2017 @ 7:39am 
Haha
instant 21 Feb, 2017 @ 6:33pm 
Lurcher your such a gayer I'm your senpai, so where's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salute?
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Lezlie Mackerel 6 Feb, 2017 @ 9:24am 
Minecraft????
instant 5 Feb, 2017 @ 4:05pm 
He's a sexy pleb who rapes you on minecraft 😅
Lezlie Mackerel 21 Jan, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
Awwww y not :c
Anri of Astora 21 Jan, 2017 @ 3:38am 
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NOT USING ANYMORE :)))) 29 Oct, 2016 @ 12:57am 
real swag
NOT USING ANYMORE :)))) 23 Oct, 2016 @ 7:40am 
nobody can touch my
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decisive 19 Oct, 2016 @ 8:52am 
Yo, yo
You suck balls, along with hoes
You're so gay that, you, you
Don't know what to say
You're gay



Your name is Matt
You're really fat



You have a bull on your shirt
You look like a fert from a cartoon
A ♥♥♥♥, and it ruins like poons
You live with racoons, animal boom
You live in Kalamazoo
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Lou 10 Sep, 2016 @ 4:45am 
Can't believe you done this
Terran 8 Sep, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
LURCHER!
21st forever!
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NOT USING ANYMORE :)))) 1 Aug, 2016 @ 2:07am 
triggered
fLØDE ♛ 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:31am 
+rep Great Guy!
あのちゃん 1 Jun, 2016 @ 1:10pm 
I'm sorry that I don't have an Uni emoticon >.<
ehri 12 May, 2016 @ 1:06am 
I love how you say something 14 days after.^w^
ehri 28 Apr, 2016 @ 2:31am 
Aye Admin!<3
NOT USING ANYMORE :)))) 24 Apr, 2016 @ 12:29pm 
+++++++rep dont know why just felt like it
Lezlie Mackerel 24 Apr, 2016 @ 11:15am 
noice
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Hanyodude 15 Apr, 2016 @ 6:19pm 
+Rep Posts guides on how to hang yourself
Lezlie Mackerel 15 Apr, 2016 @ 2:13pm 
MajesticToast why thank you for noticing
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