signed by me, lets play csgo

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partner's face. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.

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I met you in a solo game of fortnite, I saw you without a gun so I decided to be a nice person and give you one. Little did I know that me giving you a gun sparked a friendship that I will never forget. I ended up following to see what you would do. You seemed clueless about the game, which I found cute considering I hadn't met many people that were new to the game in a while. You didn't know much, but you knew one thing. You really wanted to win. So my heart broke when you were sitting there doing nothing on the ground, and I watched you get sniped in the back of the head by a guy wearing a dinosaur costume. I decided that I would stop at nothing to win the game in honor of you. So I went over to your killer and shot him in the head. I then went on and dominated the game, getting us a Victory Royale! It may not have counted for you in stats, but it counted for you in my heart. Please, MinecraftBoss243, if you see this, message me back.

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How to make brownie:

2 cup vegetable oil
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 large eggs
1⁄4 teaspoon baking powder
1⁄3 cup cocoa powder
1⁄4 teaspoon salt
1⁄2 cup flour

Preheat oven to 350°.
Mix oil and sugar until well blended.
Add eggs and vanilla; stir just until blended.
Mix all dry ingredients in a separate bowl.
Stir dry ingredients into the oil/sugar mixture.
Pour into greased 9 x 9 square pan.
Bake for 20 minutes or until sides just start to pull away from the pan.
Cool completely before cutting.
Note: I usually double the recipe and bake in a 9 x 13 pan. If you double the recipe, you will need to cook longer than 20 minutes.

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Hi i saw you're picture and i think you are really cute,u match the fake bf description i did to my friends.I told my friends that i have a boyfriend and that i would breakup with him in a couple of days could we please have some fake conversations where u tell me how cute i am and that we have cute couple moments on phone and send cute random pictures to each others and stuff but then i will have to breakup in the end. i am 15 and like anime my favourite anime is inuyasha and my hobbies are fishing and reading manga if u want i can send a picture of myself i wanna talk through facebook messenger and u can delete me after its done
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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