I feed my chickens leftover fried chickens,
I feed my chickens leftover duck roast,
I feed my ducks leftover duck roast,
I feed my ducks leftover fried chickens.

Why?
Because it will make the chickens taste more chickeny, the chickens taste more duckey, the ducks taste more duckey, and the ducks taste more chickeny.

Also bidets are superior. Even Michael Jackson sang about bidets.


Waittaminute.....
HOLY CRAP! I HAVE A STEAM ACCOUNT??!!