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Kratze hier ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ mit einem Schlüssel oder einem anderen scharfen Gegenstand!
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Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
1st WAY
1)START MATCHMAKING
2)GET RANDOM DUMBASSES
3)LOSE GAME
DOESNT WORK BLYAT
2nd WAY BLYAT
1)call your retАrded friends
2)start matchmaking
3)lose game
DOESNT WORK BLYAT
3rd WAY
1)call your normal friends
2)start matchmaking
3)they call your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and leave
4)lose game
DOESNT WORK BLYAT
NO WAY TO WIN
BLYAT!
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DU WURDEST GERADE GEMUSCHIT.
DAS BEDEUTET DU BIST EINE MUSCHI!!
SCHICKE JEDEM DER NE MUSCHI IST
DIESE MUSCHI!!!
AUßER AN MICH DA ICH DICH GEMUSCHIT HABE!
ICH BIN AB JETZT DEIN MUSCHI MEISTER!!!!