Riktigt skön snubbe, träffades i Star wars: The Old Republic medans han höll på att grinda. Efter tre år av vänskap träffades vi för första gången i Hillerød i det trevliga cafeet Rømers Kaffebar och vi blev snabbt nära vänner. En dag när vi gick ut till en klubb och hade drack lite och det kom fram att han var hetro trots att han sagt att han var homosexuel. Jag viste inte hur jag skulle ta det så vi festade vidare och drack tills det slant minnet. På vägen hem föll jag över en liten sten mur och så full som jag var hade jag svårt att resa mig igen. När jag kollade bakåt för att fråga honnom om hjälp såg jag han knäppa upp byxorna och lär dem falla ner till skorna. "Vad fan gör du?" fråga jag men han bara tittade på mig. Nästa jag vet kör han upp kuken mot mig. Jag lyckades ta mig över muren och försvann i mökret och prata aldrig med honnom igen. Så i kort var han faktiskt ♥♥♥♥ med en respektabelt stor kuk.

?rep cant decide if gay or homo

Riktigt jäval sus snubbe, om du ser han dra ner byxorna genast

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarddded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

This guy is a not nice person because it was my birthday and i was turning 7 and i asked him for his backpack for 1 scrap and he told me to do Self Harm and i slashed my wrist and my mom walked in and screamed at me and then i cried and asked could she heal me, so she got a cricket bat and smashed my head in with it then dads shoved salt up my♥♥♥♥♥♥and gaben felt me in my G-Spot and I Puked and gaben went all 9/11 doggy viking style on me then bread loaf offered me 12ref for my gastly gibis and i knew he was conning me so i called the Secret Service and the shade arested the con job and i was so happy i headbutted a wall and got ebola off a toilet seat... While im here if you buy Ebola from me you get s 100% discount off Bleach.

Alright my dude, let me tell YOU something. The last time I told a girl I liked her it turned out it wasn't a girl, it was a very realistic wax sculpture of Hitler that had been stolen from Madame Tussauds in London and given breast implants. Thanks Obama. And while I'm on the subject of body modifications, have you ever seen a guy wearing gauges and wanted to attach a chain to each of em and ride that boy like it's the wild west again? Honestly I'd rather play Russian roulette with myself than alter my perfect body WHICH IS A TEMPLE OF GOD BY THE WAY. Except for the foreskin, that♥♥♥♥♥♥s gross, but I carved it up a little to make it like a paper lantern, if you put a light in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the shadows on the wall looks like that scene from top gun where goose dies. Well now I'm sad and I have to go wank one off real quick to get those dopamine levels back up. Anyone got a VHS copy of Planet Earth 2? That's what I need right now. Cheers!