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ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?" "What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?" "I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
ㅤ* I could lend a hand but I prefer to give a finger.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!