In the criminal justice system,
Sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories .

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Words from a very fine man, Mr. Melita himself : http://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198091103066/

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"I hope you rot in HECK."

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"Adventure waits for no man."

"The legends were true..."

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"The creature demands a sacrifice."

"Remember, no Korean."

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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Charles W. B. Mason Grugerunt, and I have recorded this chat log to use in a court of law against this user of the internet. Here is my story.

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Albino Cream Weasel: Hello, Sir.
Albino Cream Weasel: I am Albino Cream Weasel and I feel we have important matters to discuss.
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: loool
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: hold on
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: ill be back in a few
Albino Cream Weasel: Please do not use your "Internet Slang" with me, Sir.
♥♥♥♥♥ with me is now Online.
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: aight
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: back
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: what do you want
Albino Cream Weasel: Sir. I feel that I, Albino Cream Weasel™©1999(Ownership provided to Charles W. B. Mason. Protected by H.R. 5728, the STELA Reauthorization Act of 2014 (P.L. 113-200) signed into law December 4, 2014, amended title 17.) Have been wrongfully banned from the Mumble™ server that you and your peers use as a method of communication through the connection of the internet. I would like to discuss the matter and try to resolve this issue to become unbanned from said server.
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: yea
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: i can't get you unbanned
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: sorry
Albino Cream Weasel: Im sorry, Sir, but I have reason to believe that you, "♥♥♥♥♥ with me," are closely related to one of the administrators who helps keep the server clean of scum. I would like to be granted access to said server and not be discriminated against due to the shape and or size of my neck.
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: im not a close friend with the admin
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: i have played with him in a scrim
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: so he kind of remembers me
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: i can't convince him to unban u
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: sorry
Albino Cream Weasel: Sir, you have sworn to tell the truth and whole truth, and anything you said can and will be used against you in a court of steam chat.
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: why do you even want to get on this mumble server anyway?
Albino Cream Weasel: I would like to recieve access to the server because I am being wrongfully discriminated against and losing the opportunity to speak to a close peer, who goes by the name of Jared Thomas Bell Peppers™, and I dislike the way that you have addressed the issue, I will be following up with a lawyer and my dad, and just as another note, "My dad is Steam, and he will ban you for cheating." -Choogie Woolem Crewver Jewner
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: oik
♥♥♥♥♥ with me: ok*
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Thank you.
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My name is Tes Dorney the Deets Distributor, and I feel that my deets are being wrongly distributed throughout the community without my legal consent. For this reason, my dropbox account will not longer be open to the public. If you feel you are in the need for deets, please contact me via 4chan so we can set up an appointment at the local park. After I beat you up I will hand deliver printed pictures of Jared Bell to you.

Thank you for understanding my decision,

-Tes Dorney the Deets Distributor.
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