Greetings, I am private Jungle. I have been stranded in the Congo ever since WWII. My platoon was taken hostage by natives, however I managed to escape. I stumbled upon a cave with one chair, one desk, one laptop, and one internet connection. Durring the day, I go out and find food, and at night I play video game. With this account, I hope that someone on steam will send a rescue team to come and bring me back home. Untill them I am going to pwn all the noobs.