Recent reviews by Princess Chloe

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks, also being 2 feet tall with an axe bigger than my whole body is goofy

if you find a community you vibe with, and know how to navigate worlds and experiences designed to keep annoying nerds out, this game can be a gateway to so many wonderful and amazing things..

or you can get called the N-word by a cracked-out hotdog who's up past their bedtime in a public lobby while some e-boy 10 feet away tries unsuccessfully to hit on a girl who has negative interest in him and the furries in the corner are spamming loud music and emotes all while you wonder why anyone would play this garbage fiesta of a sensory overload simulator without earmuffs

For Super Earth

If you like King's Field this is just that but better

and if you're not a gaming boomer, the origin of the moonlight great sword as a concept, Miyazaki's pre Dark souls and Pre armored core era was spent making possibly the best first person dungeon crawlers on the market and this is just that but more, with modern quality of life stuff and creative secrets EVERYWHERE

spell and weapon variety is nuts and some weapons can even be evolved once or twice, if this wasn't early access I'd recommend it to everyone right the ♥♥♥♥ now, but even in its un-finished state its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast

also quickstep stacks and the health cost regenerates so if you spam it at the right rate you can go fast enough to get from one end of the largest map to the other in a second or two and I adore it, if its a bug never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fix it please

Hop in with my S.O.

spec str and int to fire lightning and swing big swords, find the castle breaker floor 1

Cut a goblin's head off with a massive wall-breaking Great sword

beat a skeleton to death with the severed goblin head....

turn to see partner swinging a skeleton's sword arm like nunchucks to kill a group of 2 more skeletons

Die laughing

Kinda disappointed at the lack of visual character customization and the lack of a female character model

as a lesbian duo our immersion is very slightly broken when we look at each other only to see a guy staring back, but the combat is worth the minor inconvenience and we can just toss on full face helms to ignore gender entirely so game's still like a 9.9/10 in my book

10/10 Best way to learn horrible ♥♥♥♥ to say in other languages

100 hours in I'm still having a blast, I've gotten every achievement and cleared the prophecies list and I still have motivation to go at this game more, it's incredibly engaging, every weapon has a unique feel and with the crazy amount of boon combinations, just about every run is nuts

Good: Amazing game on its own

Bad: Disappointing for long term fans

Good: Ties up loose ends

Bad: No David Hayter

yeah, it's a pretty good time. You kick the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of Dragons and giant monsters, and look ever more awesome while doing it. the learning curve for world is the easiest it's ever been.

Every weapon offers an incredibly different experience and you have 14 to choose from and swap between on a whim.
The gameplay is always satisfying and these games have been around since 2004.
They're one of the top franchises in japan for a reason.

as an old world veteran I recommend use of a controller for the best comfort, but the kb/m setup isn't bad if you rebind ♥♥♥♥,

If you're ever confused there's a massive community of people making tutorials and videos to help you out, however, I don't recommend asking questions in the steam forums as for the first time since I picked up the games an age and a half ago, I've finally found a section of the community that isn't quite informed or courteous to each other and it's rather jarring.

but outside the steam forums the community is always full of kind and helpful people who will explain anything you're confused about.

World is definitely a 9/10 for me and a must buy for anyone new to the series.
delete the handler and the story they forced in to reach a larger audience and this game is an easy 10