Big brother, you're the best, especially when you touch my breast. I like the way that you touch me, your chinchin makes me kimochii. Just put your ♥♥♥♥ into my mouth, I'll make it go in and out. When you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me from behind, I must admit that I will whine. When you make me stifle a moan, my hips will be moving on their own. When you ♥♥♥ all over my face, soon right after I'll feel your loving embrace. This love, that I do feel, just for your ♥♥♥♥ inside my rear. When swoon boom boom boom you will bam bam bam. No pause between c'mon let's jam This feeling of my brother's ♥♥♥♥... I must say it rocks my socks.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

Hello [insert name here] I have over 300 "Friends" on my friends list and I need to remove anyone I have not talked to in over a months/years it is not personal and I just want a list with MOSTLY people I know and hang out with. Feel free to add me back if you like I will most likely accept it!

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