Recent reviews by Crispy

It's all over the screen

BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME EVER, IT'S SO GOOD THAT I NEARLY KILLED MYSELF 🗣🔥🔥🔥

Buy it. This isn't a suggestion, this is a command.

Yuri 🤤

Beating my ♥♥♥♥ to hornet rule 34 rn

my dih hurts

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game so much, please play it

I press a silly little button on my stick and sparks come out, isn't that wacky?

Haven't played it in years, 10/10

I've come to make an announcement: Blizzard Entertainment's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Blizzard Entertainment, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!