lmao

RIP

This guy is not reputable!@!!@#!@

Look who's Mr. popular

this dave guy tried to scam me

Comment on my page again and you're getting blocked

hey pat, long time no see. miss you! how are the wife and kids? haha.

your not really patrick williams are you

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

This guy likes Ghandi

Do you lik confetti spaghetti??

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I would like to take a moment of all our time to say that the comment made by "Dirt Boy" is misleading and erroneous. This man is not to be trusted.

This guy doesn't eat ass AT ALL

I was riding the train home from a hard workout and my legs were jelly, i was also wearing thin shorts, the train stopped abruptly and i fell ass first into a burly middle aged man's lap and he quickly grabbed my hips to help push me up but my legs were fried from squats and i couldnt get up so i bounced back on his lap and felt his thick man rod on my ass.
The feeling was so weird and spectacular at the same time, i finally managed to get up and i quietly said thanks, he then gave me a smile. The rest of the train ride back i kept staring at him and his crotch and i would look away if he caught me lookin. And i also kept catching myself kinda sticking my butt out.
I dont know wut happened but i think this phaggot mightve turned me gay. wtf im not gay i love women so as i was leaving i gave him an angry look and said phaggot and tried to hide my fully grown erention. ffs gay people shouldnt be allowed to be so burley and tempting to straight guys like me who just want to be normal.

I eat ass

Howdy partner, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I am a 27 year old Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for all you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games, (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kick ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

hey, gomenasai I saw your profile and boku just thought kimi looked kawaii in your picture, I honto ni wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see on-nanoko playing bideogēmu haha! boku don't know why its a shounen thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making bento. We should really play nekopara sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of kowai moments, but daijoubu desu, ill be there to protect kimi ;) gomenasai that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture gomenasai was that too far? honto ni moshiwakearimasen ore really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really sugoi and tanoshi xxx moshi moshi

spciey meme bal

Give me the meme

Gay?

Hey my little succubus, im gonna smash you tonight :^)

I love u

pp

xd

Hey how about you suck my fart wee wee breath. I dont need an idiot baka like you telling me what I cant do. I am the student council president and I will kick your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-Szhv5B40 ya same

COME IN DELTA CHARLIE FOXTROT WE HAVE THERE ARMED AND READY ALIENS (THEY ARE A LOVELY MOSS GREEN COLOR) CURRENTLY HOLDING UP A BANK WITH WATER GUNS, INSIDE THE WATER GUNS IS WATER. LIQUID WATER OK POO WATER LETS ROLL

jim hello? nah didint think so i said to the astronaut before he blew a FAT ♥♥♥♥ out my ass with weed

eat a dig :DD

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ merry christmas

lil merry cringle kiss

Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (157) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.

hey there

This guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queet who only likes ♥♥♥♥♥.

it was my brother i swear

Please dont put chaika face on anything ever again, or I will have the steam mods ban you

http://i.imgur.com/XEhLXdn.png :^)

Traced, You ready for the dos?7

Im having my friends on hack forums trace ur ip nerd, have fun when decitpicons hack ur router lul

Hide ur powerlevel you weeaboo autist