Recent reviews by Cheeseburger

this is why you need to playtest your games

idk what kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spastic you'd have to be to understand what is happening on your screen half the time, let alone enjoy the game. instant refund, this is coming from someone who sunk hundreds of hours into Enter.

a shіtstаіn on the first game's tighty whities. no quest will ever be counted as completed, unless completed perfectly, exactly as the game expects you to; you will NEVER have the option to negotiate the price of any job, bribe or deal, no matter how high your barter skill is; the combat system is somehow made even more retarded than it was in fallout 1, bundle that with a billion DEBILITATING bugs, combat or otherwise, a whole lot of which not even present in the first game; the fact that there is no easy way to aquire a ranged weapon for like the first two hours of the game, unlike fallout 1, where you were given one immediately and had the freedom to choose which combat style you preferred, as well as the braindead decision to have this game's stimpak substitute ACTIVELY hinder your combat abilities even further than they already are, and you get fallout 2, which i assume was a type of "♥♥♥♥ you" to all the people who enjoyed the first game, epitomised perfectly by tandi's character, a chipper, young, more-than-capable companion during the events of the first game, turned old decrepit hag, incapable of wiping her own ass.
speaking of, the hotheaded and helpful tandi has also been very fittingly replaced with fallout 2's fat and retarded companions, mainly vic, who serves as the introduction to the mechanic in this game, and both of them make for a perfect conclusion to this game's description:
fallout 2 is old, fat and retarded, and you would be better off playing ANY of the bethesda knockoffs, as even those probably serve as a better continuation of the series rather than this piece of shіt. thank you.

Edit: alright, after i've calmed down a little - it's not nearly as bad as i made it out to be. I actually got to complete quests the way i wanted, barter started mattering outside of direct trade and i sold off fat rеtаrd Vic into slavery for $200(which i got to barter for🎉) after the аsshоlе stole every gun i've ever handed him. In other words i actually got to the ROLEPLAYING part of this RPG and i'm happy to report that it really picked up the pace, particularly when you get to vault city and gecko, and then broken hills and new reno subsequently. But i am not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding when i say that arroyo, klamath and the den were SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, that i had to find the next location based on pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck, because the dialogue trees in those areas were so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrid, and for some reason that particular area was (metaphorically)crawling with a lot of annoying bugs that i did not really encounter for the rest of the playthrough. So yeah, i hope you can understand my overreaction.

Another edit: this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

best rpg i've played so far, crazy to think this game is almost 30 years old. however it has a lot of faults, mainly in late game things can be a bit repetitive, and the game holds your attention to a fault. sometimes i want to kill myself with how boring a sequence is, running back and forth between a large number of areas just to get one thing, but i'm often so captivated that i want to keep going still. a positive rating overall, i would recommend playing on easy because of how retarded the combat system is.