Recent reviews by shitlord5 Commend 4 Commend!!

neon light go wiener

if they added obunga to the story it would be a lot better

very fun hammer wack

penis

A must buy, great game. Do not be discouraged to buy this game because people claim it is "super hard". If pewdiepie can beat the bosses, you can too, trust me. If my cousin named jared can beat the bosses, you can too, Just because the game has a challenge doesn't mean that you won't have fun playing it. I thought the same thing, UNTIL one day my cousin Jared bought it for me. I played the game and DAYUM, it was so fun. Seriously, try this game out. It is really satisfying once you kill a boss, or a challenging enemy. I find myself loving the characters, the weapons, the lore, and the armor. The weapons are always unique with different abilities and perks. many sets of armor in this game are replications of armor in real life, or of the characters you meet in game, which can make you feel like a booga suga. Not only that, the Leveling system in this game is great. This game consistently makes me feel like I'm working towards something. Whether it is trying to equip that brand new SMOUGHS armor without fat rolling, or trying to level up to cast a new spell, it never seems to get boring even while trying to grind souls. I recommend this game. Don't listen to the people who say this game is impossible, because it is not. People over emphasize the skill you need in order to play this game, in reality you just need enough will to keep fighting a boss, and within 20-30 minutes MAX, you will most likely have already beat the boss. Not only is it not super hard to beat the bosses, but it makes you feel really good once you have. I don't know what it is, but even beating the simplest boss in this game makes you achieve something. just buy the game, it is great. If you want, you can always get it on ♥♥♥ for around 15-20$. That's how me, my brother, and my cousin Jared got it.

weoner

Silly, what can I say. Best Game I have ever played in my life.

BUNCHA little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rate this game down cause they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck gg ez every single time I look at someones stats they always have less than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 100 kills and dont even have the achievement.

I named my bacteria Nazi Germany, and invaded Poland first.

Why would I need to review this?