Recent reviews by officially unc status

fever dream simulator

I would drag my balls over a mile of broken shards of glass and then dip them in hot sauce in order to drink a cup of Neon Red's Armpit sweat.

Borderlands 2 is a fantastic game. Steam users are too childish to understand this, and most reviews saying "♥♥♥♥ 2k" , "♥♥♥♥ epic" etc, are hype train 17 year olds who have 20 hours on BL2 and cant get past TVHM. This game defined the looter shooter genre and it should be reviewed as such, not bombed for decisions of a PUBLISHER, not the actual developers.

Borderlands 1 has established its own legacy for the looter shooter genre and is one of my favorite games. ♥♥♥♥ all these people review bombing it just because of a decision of their publisher. It shouldn't taint what gearbox has crafted in this amazing game.

Pay2Win piece of ♥♥♥♥. it used to be good now kablam took over and its terrible

its a fun game of headshot-or-get-awped-by-a-silver-scrub-from-across-the-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-map

Mot retarded game n/a +rep