Recent reviews by Valdes the Betrayer

Half-Life 2: Lost Coast. It's almost like a game demo. But this one is different than the actual HL2 demo. It's a map seperated from the rest of the full game.

I think you'd be better off playing the campaign of this one.

This version of the game is undeniably better than the Wii U version. I especially like how you can change your avatar to turn into something else. In that scenario, I edit my avatar to become a pig. And there is the best workshop item ever. the Mudkip Tank. Yes, you heard me correctly, You can get fun and bizarre stuff through the Steam Workshop. It's WILD!

Play this version to experiment with jank, okay bye bye i love you

Go buy this game.
Do not buy this game.
You will have fun.
You will not have fun.
The game will end.
The game will not end.
The game has a story.
The game has no story.
You will get a boner.
You will not get a boner.

Don't waste time, Step right up and buy the game!

It's definitely a fun zombie game, that's for sure.

Has more hats than your body has room for

CS2 is cool.

Valve's first game. This game is outstanding, Even if it does look like a Fifth generation game. I'd suggest playing this game.

WARNING: You will get an erection when you exit the train.