Bonus quotewall:
Daquan: MY MOM
Daquan: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALKED IN
Daquan: ON YOU READING IT
Daquan: I THINK SHE HEARD
Thrisk: the gay fanfiction?
Daquan: YES
Daquan: THIS
Daquan: she literally just walked in
Daquan: "oh, your windows shut"
Daquan: and left
Daquan: literally 180'd outta there
Daquan: fml
― Jeck has been orphaned

Thrisk: gonna put on my nathan drake cosplay and jump off the roof
Daquan: then almost kill yourself
Thrisk: DUNUH DUN DUN DUN DUDUD DUD NAAAAAAAA
Daquan: ♥♥♥♥ yourself, bleed internally
Daquan: and then scream
Daquan: "SULLY!"
Daquan: "SULLLLLLLY!!!"
― Chap owns a Shemagh

Chap Chappington: what about the SWAT team that most likely got ripped to shreds?
JamHam: They were basically supreme Tard Wranglers. They're included in the silence.
Chap Chappington: Special Weapons And Tard-wranglers
Chap Chappington: im a genius
― Tardpocalypse

Chap Chappington: feminists ahoy
JamHam: Man the poop deck.
Chap Chappington: NO JAMIE
Chap Chappington: YOU ♥♥♥♥
Chap Chappington: Wo-man the poop deck
Chap Chappington: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate cismale scum
― Progressive Pirates

Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: i cant believe bob ross was in the army
Wander: bob ross?
Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: yea
Wander: he'd imagine them as happy little trees
Wander: turning them into happy little accidents
Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: my gun is the brush, removing them from my canvas
― Happy little accidents

Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: WHO
Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: JECK
Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: PLS
Wander: YOU BLIND?
Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: you never said
Wander: I DID
Wander: 1:36 AM - Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: who
1:36 AM - Wander: rip
Wander: to be fair
Wander: i was a bit vague
Wander: but anyway
Muhammed is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: VAGUE!?
― A bit vague

[MYSTIC] Shasfowd: UGH
[MYSTIC] Shasfowd: I LOVE ANAL
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wander: i'd go for a mad max bandit look
― https://ocdviewer.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/the-humungus-resplendent.jpg

Chap Chappington: if atoms behave as they are programmed to do and our brain is made out of atoms then how does free will exist
NexusTx: it doesn't
NexusTx: it's all a ruse
Chap Chappington: life is a facade
NexusTx: we are being controlled by ants
Chap Chappington: im gonna go pray to a giant beared man in the sky until the space ants take me to their colony
NexusTx: the space ants will arrive ehen it's too late
NexusTx: when*
Chap Chappington: then they're already here...
NexusTx: maybe they have been here all along
Chap Chappington: they must of slept in during the third reich
Chap Chappington: unless it was a good thing
Chap Chappington: meh
NexusTx: they were just observing, taking note
Chap Chappington: they were the doctors at auschwitz
NexusTx: they are everything and everyone
Chap Chappington: we're made out of atoms, and atoms are made out of ants
Chap Chappington: space ants
Chap Chappington: oh my god
Chap Chappington: grand papa was right
NexusTx: he was always right
Chap Chappington: now i know why he lived in that ditch
Chap Chappington: he found a colony
NexusTx: he has been chosen
Chap Chappington: to ascend into a higher plain of existence
― ...deep...

No Man's Buy: you know what should be a occupation?
No Man's Buy: Mobile Euthaniser
Wander: go on
No Man's Buy: literally just a guy in a trench coat with a shotgun
No Man's Buy: pacing the hospital corridors
No Man's Buy: until he's paged
Wander: turning off life support
Wander: oh
No Man's Buy: what else did you expect?
No Man's Buy: that he'd shoot the switch?
No Man's Buy: just imagine that though
Wander: you know
Wander: i would love that job
Wander: but
Wander: when you're paged
Wander: whats your job
Wander: to shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
No Man's Buy: yeah
No Man's Buy: you walk in
No Man's Buy: pump the shotgun
No Man's Buy: execute
Wander: i want this to be a thing
No Man's Buy: yup
No Man's Buy: just imagine make a wish
Wander: because i'm smaller
No Man's Buy: you ask for captain america
Wander: i'd go for a mad max bandit look
No Man's Buy: you hear heavy footsteps
No Man's Buy: you're excited
No Man's Buy: then hatred walks in
― Mobile Euthaniser

Dragzilla: sounds pretty good
Dragzilla: whats the pay?
No Man's Buy: satisfaction
Dragzilla: good enough
Dragzilla: you could make it even more mobile by going in on rollerblades or something
No Man's Buy: just imagine that
No Man's Buy: sliding in
No Man's Buy: be effective as heck
Dragzilla: not even going into the door
Dragzilla: just gliding along the corridor outside
Dragzilla: shooting in
No Man's Buy: drive by
No Man's Buy: "do you wish to have a last meal?"
No Man's Buy: "sure"
No Man's Buy: "what can i have?"
No Man's Buy: "lead"
Dragzilla: *tips fedora*
No Man's Buy: m'lady
― Mobile Euthaniser 2: The Euthanising

Wander: the review is outdated
Wander: it's been fixed
No Man's Buy: NO JECK
Wander: and yet people still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumrush to defend the game
No Man's Buy: IT'S NOT ENOUGH
No Man's Buy: IT'S NEVER ENOUGH
Wander: "outdated review, please ignore"
No Man's Buy: EVEN IF I DELETE THE REVIEW THEY'D STILL HUNT ME DOWN FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
Wander: *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the speed of sound* "UUGUGHHGGHGGHGH DID SOMEONE CALL MR ELL NIGARRTO?"
Wander: *SPEEDS INTO THE REVIEW*
Wander: "EXUCSE ME CHAP BUT I AM GONNA DEFEND THE DEVS BECAUSE GAME IS GOOD AND I DONT EVEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAY IT"
Wander: "I DONT READ POINTS BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ"
Wander: "I LOOKED UP COOL WORDS ON GOOGLE AND MADE MYSELF SOUNDS LIKE A SMARTYPANTS"
Wander: "LOL UR GAY AM I RIGHT BLACK WEED SHOOTER?"
Wander: "ye lol"
Wander: "YES I AM RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG"
Wander: "GOODBYE"
Wander: and that concludes that
No Man's Buy: that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glorious
― Writing a negative review for anything

wagwunnig: i didnt mean we would run out, its just wasted on you
Chap Chappington: how is something as abundant as air wasted on anyone?
Chap Chappington: if it was i would be snapping necks left right and centre at my college full of inbreds
― Higher education my arse

wagwunnig: my entire team didnt speak english and thought c was a site
― CSGO in a nutshell

Chap Chappington: opened the door, huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spindled down and just stared at me, expecting me to walk into him, i had to blow him to get him to move
Wander: that happened to me the other day in my room
― Context is meaningless

JamHam: I have a cousin who has an unhealthy obsession with guns and knives who also has Tourette's
JamHam: He's a bingo caller, that's his job
Chap Chappington: this sounds like the plot of an 80's comedy show
JamHam: My dad keeps making a joke about him yelling"Bingo!" and firing a sub-machine gun around the room
Chap Chappington: christ
Chap Chappington: "two fat ladies... eighty- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥" *akimbo fires SMG's into crowd of elderly people*
JamHam: He was talking to us once, flicking open a pen knife the entire time
JamHam: I have never judged all the exits in a room so quickly
Chap Chappington: he has tourettes jamie, he isnt a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ schizophrenic psychopath
JamHam: He was super close, he could have twitched out and severed an artery
― That's a bingo!

JamHam: We should write this
JamHam: BBC One drama
Chap Chappington: "Sandra, zoom and enhance on that bingo ball!"
Chap Chappington: we should
JamHam: Is it a 6 or a 9?!
JamHam: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
JamHam: WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Chap Chappington: "Jeffereson, you're off the case"
Chap Chappington: "why?"
Chap Chappington: "he had your number"
Chap Chappington: why are we so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good at this
JamHam: "Is it 16 or 91? Call forensics, go door to door. I want everyone who ever farted in the vicinity of this bingo ball interviewed, you hear me?!"
Chap Chappington: black police chief "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, WE'VE FOUND ANOTHER 12 VICTIMS THIS WEEK!"
JamHam: Who could be doing it?
― Lucky number Sle7en