Recent reviews by chaplin

God is dead

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Ghandi

The story revolves around Kinjirō Sakamachi, a 17 year old high school boy who suffers from gynophobia. The gynophobia makes his nose bleed every time he has physical contact with a female. While using the men's washroom he accidentally discovers that the popular and handsome butler Subaru Konoe is in fact a girl. Now that Kinjirō knows about Subaru's secret, he must work together with Subaru and her sadistic mistress, Kanade Suzutsuki, to protect Subaru’s secret from being discovered.

Yet ANOTHER of Garry Newman's attempts at spreading his ideas about Israel

Let me start off by saying: This game is NOT for casuals. Only very competitive, dedicated players will enjoy this gem to it's full extent.
As for gameplay? The most intense ♥♥♥♥ you could ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ask for. My heart skips beats when the pump runs out of water, I shed tears when a chicken dies due to lack of feed, I dance in joy when my opponent's farms dry up (Pwned LOL!) Oh and a word of advice? Don't touch the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ west side, you'll get pwned by my clan (-xXTruFarmz420Xx- we're #2 in the rank right now, look it up scrub).

Singleplayer is like you're in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movie: Action, Romance, Drama, and plenty of explosions if you're like me. The storyline could rival anything put out by Spielberg; some nights, I find myself playing the campaign again (5 full hours, ♥♥♥♥♥) while my friends go play basketball or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

So if you wanna play a dumb ass ♥♥♥♥ game where you have tea parties in dresses, go play Mincraft or w/e, if you want a badass replayable game, get this.