someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know it

if you catch your girl staring at her phone, it's probably the wikipedia list of soups. she thinks they're good and very delicious

Agree with that person

hi, boobs, please?

But hey, it was 99 cents
Bag it, poppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else has been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, wear it man, I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm super happy, that's a bargain, yeah
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style
No, for real, ask your grandpa, "Can I have his hand-me-downs?" (Thank you!)
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Chocolate brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a old blanket, then I bought a knee board
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Ah, he got the Velcros"
I'm gonna rock some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is really awesome
I'm gonna rock some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is really awesome

Ethan! It's been a looong time since I last talked to you, it be nice to catch up with you. I hope you are doing alright! Hit me up on steam anytime.