this man gifted me dota 2 in 2012 and changed my life. I would take a bullet for this man.

There was once a great man who debated philosophy and was stumped by the question, "what is a yeet?" He never understood and it defeated him. He lost his wife, went mad, and was spiralling into depression. His only vice was alcohol, he'd steal, sell his body, and even play fortnite just for another drop of antidote. He lost everything because he didn't understand what a yeet was.

pls no dongerino.