i am the proud holder of a G.E.D. earned at Detroit Community Clown College after attending for 47 years, during which i found my better half, made her my wife, and spawned 2 little chickens. I then attended for another 704.1738 pico seconds to earn my doctorate in theoretical atomic chemistry in which i proved the theoretical properties of element 420 (amu of 843.791534), or "Sans Eggium," and described it's potential applications in cheap, portable, nuclear fusion generator technology, as well as zero-point energy field manipulation, allowing for further applications in advanced space craft propulsion technology, harnessing negative mass fields to push a space craft through space time, and 4th dimensional travel through rose-einstein bridges by providing the force needed to generate and sustain a wormhole between two points in 3d+1 spacetime by hacking the 8 dimensional octonian dimension of energy that exists beneath our experienced reality.