My father died in a tragic fatal car crash. He drove like a woman so he was too close to the airbag when it deployed. His head was severed from his body and was found 20 yards from the scene. Worst part was. He was smiling. He was listening to even flow by pearl jam, his favorite song.
-Game Man

I hate you. Bad Rats is not funny any more. You need to grow up.

Hey its me Matt Watson I have herpes

I was at Denny's American Diner the other day and I ♥♥♥♥ you not this guy didn't blink the entire time. No joke. Four hours and eight grand-slams later and those eyelids never moved.

Is your food done?

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)