Recent reviews by ♡DumbDumbFatTits♡

Bee Diplomacy.
That is all.

If you do the special special you get pancakes.
10/10. Made the pancakes. They aight.

> We can't date Leonard.
I dunno, man. Having second thoughts about this DLC.

It's like PUBG. But more noodley.
Plus you can run into 3 man squads while playing solo :>
That's fun.
It's fun.
I was a pickle once.

It's all fun and games until someone lets the peanut in.
Also, we need a button to mute other players.

You're hanging out in chat.
Everyone's around and your phone is charged.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
DJ Labeouf.

I'd review this DLC...
IF I COULD PLAY IT.
4/20. would join in on the memes again.

Game is 2 spoopy.
10/10 skeletons.

It's ok.
The guns still feel weird to use though.

Love this game to death. Been playing it nonstop for a day. (please help.)
Anyways, I've got no complaints about this game other then bugs. Lots.

Don't get me wrong, it's an amazing game for this early.

Pros:
- Dying is easy! Everyone's doing it!
- Perks for all your crazy playstyles. Want crafting? We've got like 3 perks for that. Want a perk for bows? Go ahead. Like stabbing? Well let's give that knife more backstab damage.
- map is balanced, minus a few areas that always seem to have free item crates.
- high combat skill cap keep combat lively (until someone gets a chainsaw.)
- You get hats when you die! or win. Mostly when you die. I won my first match and got neon purple balding hair. Never unequipping it.

Cons:
-Bugs. Lots of bugs.
-Blocking and attacking sometimes feels unresponsive or doesn't connect.
-If you know the map you can get really good loot fast.
- Some of the perks are a little unbalanced. (I'm looking at you, submission, stealthy, and mangler.)
-Alarm gun. Nothing else needs to be said.

Small list of encountered bugs:
-Clipping into walls
-Controls freezing up ( Couldn't look around for an entire match. Somehow won.)
-Screen going black
-Crashes

Other then that, buy this game.
Do it. It puts H1Z1 to shame and I haven't even played that game.