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What makes a hero?
Back in school days, this gay, i mean this guy alone, https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.
That took a lot of Self-Control
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life is boring, might as well be dead
can i drown in your period blood?
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The most beautiful word:
Your mom.
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You look like the flower in May (X)
You look like your mom (√)
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German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha
Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German
What does your fav alcohol say about you!
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Tequila : You are Mexican and gay!
Beer : You are fat and gay!
Vodka : You are Russian and gay!
Whisky : You are alcoholic and gay!
Gin : You think you are classic but you are still gay!
Sake : You are Japanese but you are into gay hentai!
Wine : You are French and gay!
Rum : You damn pirate and gay!
Brandy : You hate pirates but you are gay too!
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If you are in your 20s, 30s maybe even 40s, and you haven't seen what your butt----h0le looks like, chances are you are a failure !
But do not fear, Im here to rescue y'all!
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Step 1: Take off your pants
Step2: Stand in front of a mirror and turn your back on it.
Step3: Look back in the mirror.
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Alternative Style:
Step2: Use your phone and take a picture.!
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You are welcome!
and remember to send your friends both the picture and the method!
dont wanna leave them being failures do you?
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Multiple studies have shown:
Straight plp tend to shoot at enemies' crotch, butt, or ♥♥♥♥ when using a gun or a bow in video games.
whilst gay people would stick to tradition by aiming the head for maximum damage.
which one are you?
Choose wisely
You are so thirsty, and there are two cans, which would you chooseee?
a). Cola
b).Pepsi
And multiple studies have shown that
gay people tend to choose pepsi over cola, are you one of them? it's nothing to be shy of
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·̩̩̥ * •̩̩͙ ✩ •̩̩͙ ˚ ୨୧ Have a nice day! ୨୧ ˚ •̩̩͙ ✩ •̩̩͙ ˚ *
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I just got a fat paied job at Hollywood.
ThereS my bEsT Work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
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Your comfort zone is ruining your future!
Get out and do hard thing! Chase your dreams!
Stop playing games, go study!
Stop watching porn, go date a 40 year old rich sugar daddy!
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By denying the truth of Meg atron Griffin being the hottest woman on earth.
You waive your heterosexuality, and admit that you are into man not woman
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What is the cure for your male loneliness?
A love from a girl? A badass built RGB PC?
No!
Is it a hug from a man you love? maybe, but not always working.
It's gambling!
Start gambling today!
You have 10billion dollars! yOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE gambling table!.
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Did you know if you gain some copyrighted things without paying
say like, pirating a movie, downloading cracked games...
Logically speaking, you are Swedish...
also if you like death metal music
Can you rate and comment my artworks? I'll give it back
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No time to explain!
The world will in end in 2030
if you don't legally change your name to
Louis George Maurice Adolphe Roche Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noë Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Maurel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Bazin Julio César Jullien Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
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Life Hack
What to do when you want something that's so expensive, that would cost months of or even years of your salary?
Quit your job!
If your salary is 0, any price times 0 is 0, basically it's free by choice
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Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m/
it counts as a new day, and you don't have to pay them any overtime salaries.
For employees
Don't poop or pee at home, or at any places that's not work.
Save it!
If you only poop at work, means you poop with pay.
Do it! Even if you are a driver! poop at work!
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What happens when an astronaut farts in the space suit?
I mean isn't that concerning?
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I can't belive some girls would do online NSFW streaming for money!
Where is the moral sense? Where is the self-respect? Where is the decency?
and WHERE IS THE LINK??????????????