Cazoo in the streets, Daddy in the sheets


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I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then i ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and i can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul.

Robin Williams (1951-2014)