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Gabriel Muñoz Ramirez   Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
 
 
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💦 Penny 🧑🏻‍🤝 9 Mar, 2020 @ 7:28am 
👑 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💗
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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I
have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with
slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."

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Scan 27 Sep, 2019 @ 6:32pm 
pro xd