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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:15am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 12:07pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 12:07pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:53am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 May, 2013 @ 1:57am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:40am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 May, 2013 @ 8:33am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:06am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 8:43am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 8:44am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:07am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:03am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 10:22am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 10:05am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:15am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 8:41am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 8:45am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:21am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2013 @ 1:57am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 5 May, 2013 @ 2:00am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:24am

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 9:33am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 10:05am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 9:52am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2013 @ 11:47am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:12am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:43pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:49pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 2:20pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 2:39pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 11:41am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 11:49am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 12:07pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 12:47pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:35pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:45pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 11:36am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 11:04am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:43pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:06pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:06pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 12:56pm



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.