Cassian
Cassian Lee
 
 
Going to start off with the character I main:

Kirby should be god tier.
Kirby has been widely accepted as a god tier since early Smash and the notion may have changed, but in reality it has never changed. Everyone has assumed his Deitial power was a result of his signature neutral and combos, namely the super triple down air down smash footstool fajita chicken quesadilla supreme dair usmash. But in reality, ever since, its been the heaven piercing quadruple dair jab downtilt grab loop jagan eye/mangekyo 100% full cowl super saiyan blue kaiyoken x20 ultra instinct flashtep hokuto shinken 100 type Guanyin Bodhisattava 99th-hand triple cheeseburger up-B fthrow supreme meal with a side of medium fries and strawberry lemonade with free refills (Only 4.99 on happy hour!) restricted and pledged with death upon failure for full accuracy, that has made him the god that he is today. Coupled with the fact that despite being a blob, his large, staggering hammer bigger than his body, still able to fight with it around nearly effortlessly, mercilessly PLOWING all in his path, male and female alike. Nearly impossible feat for someone of Kirby's testosterone levels. Undeniably deserving of god tier. I couldn't be wrong, I main the character, after all!

It also stands that:

Meta Knight should be low tier.
You have to have a certain IQ to play MK, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, you'll never be able to leave D rank. MK was designed only for intellectuals with intuition and reflexive ability on par of the likes of neo, from the matrix. There's even a saying that goes, If you can't dodge rain, then you can't smash the B button until you have a free frame to slash rapidly at them to do 14%. It may not entirely look as difficult when comparing the two, but if you disagree you're probably a spamming and running noob who item grabs and uses every kind of flying in friendlies unironically so your opinion doesnt matter anyway.

There's also absolutely no reason why Captain Falcon should be to the left of Jigglypuff, in no way is he more powerful as a class overall. I'll admit, as it stands, Captain Falco is superior in terms of damage and utility in a 1v1, but Jigglypuff is clearly way better with full items, and 2v2/3v3. Nobody's dodging that FS. That's a whole 3-mode advantage. Jigglypuff is the better pick if you dont only play 1v1 so itd be best to pick it, which means it should be to the left of Captain Falcon.

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McSaltyBoi 22 Jun, 2021 @ 11:35pm 
YOOO CLUMSY PERSON