SHORTY MUST DIE!

IF YOU UTTER AS MUCH AS ONE SYLLABLE I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you want to fax me press the star key!

Soda Machine that doesn't work
Sent it to the moon~

A bunch of baby ducks~
Send them to the moon~

What can you say about Carlton?

He was Carlton.

5 hour energy! It's not a drink, more like a DRINK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmW0QIZbjT4&ab_channel=SpreadLaughterProductions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg&ab_channel=jdtech09

Ultra Instinct IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeK_GR9Nhg

GIVE ME RENT

If an illegal immigrant and a sex offender get into a fight, is it considered to be
Alien vs Predator?

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NEVER FORGET!

dashing through the supermarket hurriedly. i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around on the ground to achieve maximum velocity. get ready world
im coming your way fast

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2AOst2C3Y

Click here to make your e-penis 10 inches longer today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjU3e0IYgc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

https://i.redd.it/0k4d5yqamja21.jpg

What if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as white cooking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQU6QA-Dsc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFgQRMVraYM

Happy PREMATURE Birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEuH9Vn68I

OH BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2AOst2C3Y

LE GRILLE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

https://youtu.be/4Hft-fTHQWg?t=12s

WORST COMMENT EVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhNgfNAaTww
Watch this if you really hate yourself.

LE STEAMED HAMS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

+rep is an odd fellow
but he knows how to steam a good ham.

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see boys playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the garage working on the car. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6h8IvTzuaw&feature=youtu.be&t=14s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4&feature=youtu.be&t=7s

WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? ITS TIME TO STOP AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK! THIS IS NOT OKAY!

+Rep great at Survivalist

Day 2 :(

Steamed Hams

https://youtu.be/CbrJPOw1g9A?t=2m21s

now i can offically do this

I stood up half the night just spamming yo page

ALRIGHT
PUT YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE TRAY!
PUT IT IN!

MATT IS OFFLINE POST
waifus

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
POUND CAKE?

I NEED A
CALCULATOR

Okay Flaming Dragon, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. First, take a big step back... and literally ♥♥♥♥ YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ United Nations and get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ binding resolution to keep me from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I will massacre you! I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP!

noob demo

THANK YOU COME AGAIN!

YOU CAN BE
REVOLVER BOBCAT

LE BED TIME WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?