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Recent reviews by Carpal (60hrtz gaming)

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7.8 hrs on record
> Collect 40 logs, twigs, grass, gather enough stone to build castles and enough gold to be king
> Manage to survive till winter
> Get raped by day 30 boss while suffering through winter
> Restart

As addicted as I used to be playing 2015 R6, 2017 FN and 2013 Minecraft. Play DS: Together it has more content and its "The most solo orientated multiplayer game"
Posted 6 October, 2025.
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25.8 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
> Collect 40 logs, twigs, grass, gather enough stone to build castles and enough gold to be king
> Manage to survive till winter
> Get raped by day 30 boss while suffering through winter
> Restart
Posted 2 October, 2025. Last edited 6 October, 2025.
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14.4 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Got gang banged when running from mother, 10/10 more ♥♥♥♥♥ please.
Posted 29 September, 2025.
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13.1 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
> Drop
> Die
> Charge the tax payer for our respawn
> Democracy!
Posted 8 September, 2025.
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198.1 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Get Vac to work and maybe this game would be worth to play.
Posted 19 August, 2025. Last edited 22 August, 2025.
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11.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
> Buys game because I saw some really cool clips
> Plays for a bit and finishes the meth house mission then hops onto the twisted mission
> Goes to clear double door with flash bang and Karlson decides to walk to the top of the stairs behind us we just cleared
> Karlson throws a flashbang through the walls perfectly into the room we were rushing
> He walks down the stars like nothing happened

The ai is truly realistic.
Posted 15 August, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
33.3 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
> Downloads game
> Joins an eu server
> Become the dog SCP
> Find scientist and try to kill him
> Gets "pspspsps"-ed at
> Kill him and bind the voice to number 1
> Spam 1 and win

> Spawn in as a d-boy
> Find a dboy unlocking the invis cap
> Steal cap
> Follow him since he has the card
> Get to exit
> Get chased by larry near the exit and pop the cap
> Listen to the other d-boy scream in fear and terror as he is tickled by larry
> Finds a security guard
> Helps me escape
> Escapes

Those two scenarios are both one of my games. I have only been playing for around 2-4 days.
Posted 5 August, 2025. Last edited 5 August, 2025.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its a good game however like most small games/games in general there are its fair share of cheaters. All be it I have not came across many there are some.

There are issues with spawn camping in this game do keep this in mind. It can get fairly frustrating when it happens.
Posted 5 August, 2025. Last edited 5 August, 2025.
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15.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
> Pirates game
> Likes game
> Enjoys game with mods and dlc
> Buys game
> Too poor to get dlc
> Plans to buy dlc in the near future

Moral of the story buy the game at least if you cant afford it all.
Posted 16 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
331.9 hrs on record (111.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is a 8.5/10

Little bit bland without modding however I feel this is one of those games that can be very dynamic when it comes to modding making it feel like a different game. For example clothing mods like Authentic Z, Expanded Helicopter events and many other useful mods.

- The art style works well with its 3D, isometric style of the game.
- The gui is fairly easy to navigate after being used to it (takes a little time to adjust 1hr~)
- Bites are punishing which is nice due to the very easy nature of the game (apart for spinters lol)
- There should be more types of zomboids instead of just sprinters and shamblers natively but mods can fix that anyway
- Guns are a bit too poor when you have 0 shooting skill. Its kind of like your character closes their eyes when shooting guns even shotguns. I feel shotguns should still be a hit no matter the skill level especially against massive hoards (yes using a shotgun point blank against 20 zombies = 0 hits) but again mods can sort this

Over all mods can improve the game alot and in all fairness does more than the dev team however to cut the devs slack theyre a small team and do want to release large updates instead of smaller more frequent ones.

You will definitely play with more than 10-20 mods, most of them will be must haves like common sense/essential crafting and others just clothing mods or other kinds like cars (I play with around 10-30 car mods) so this can be very heavy especially with map mods. Map mods are a MUST if you're new to the game. The map is big but empty so do add map mods.
Posted 22 October, 2023. Last edited 16 August, 2024.
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