"So I like how people keep trying to destroy my car. Look at this dude, what is he trying to do? I got like, 50 thousand sandbags." "What the hell man, the ♥♥♥♥ out of here."

"This guy, he's got a handgun, I got a freaking tank, what the hell is he gonna do?" "And this happens I'm just like, get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my way ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

"So many people when they see this car they just start running like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and.. I can't go underwater with this car so.. I designed this car with a very special mechanism that I'd like to call... the

Anti-♥♥♥♥♥ Sniping Mechanism

"Yeah, pretty cool huh?"

"So this car is so awesome that, people WANT to get in this car, and I'm like SURE man, why not? I mean, I can give you a ride... doesn't matter."

"So a friend of mine was telling me like "Man you shouldn't go alone in the car, people might tryna kill ya." and I'm like "♥♥♥♥♥, what the hell man, I AIN'T GONNA DIE."

TO BE CONTINUED

-Swaggy Professor 2015