What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

When I was 10 years old my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie dude!
My mom caught him and beat him with a pan.
I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister's lunch box, and blew her to smithereens.

I put Viagra in my goofy ahh uncle's drink and he tried to do bad things to me.
I drowned in the bathtub when I was 15 years old.
I sold my grandpa's crutches and he fell down the stairs and broke his back. OHGREATHEAVENS!
My dad gave me a knuckle sandwich full force. OHSHIT!

Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy,

My crazy ahh uncle watching sis loves me and inappropriate stepmom videos in the bathroom. WHATAREYOUDOINGSTEPMOM? I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off. My brother, Linguini, put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures. He ♥♥♥♥ his brains out! OHGOODNESSGRACIOUS!

Hey fellas it's Quandale Dingle here
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr)
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk
anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently
and she changed my name to tickle tipson
anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me
please come back

My goofy ahh auntie stabbed my grandpa with longhorn steakhouse knife. My sister caught me playing with my wiggly worm, so I threw a Kim Kardashian buttcheek at her. I force-fed a whole bottle of melatonin to my dad, and he forgot to wake up. The doctor said I have type 7 genital herpes and I have bumps all over my testicles.

hey guys johnny depp here my goofy ahh ex-wife took a poop in my bed i farted in the courtroom and blamed it on the judge my sister tried to do bad things to my baby maker so i gave her a knuckle sandwich i crashed my ford focus into a grandma

hey quandale dingle here again i've been apprehended in india for carrying out multiple fraudulent amazon and microsoft refund support calls my friend juan dale pringle also passed away next week due to heart failure anyways i will be escaping prison again may 2nd with my cell boyfriend brownie rim jr and i will be at the nearest mcdonald's signing autographs