CaptnJax
Kondoz, Afghanistan
 
 
I’m moving different
This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath
We smoking Symbiote
Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
We smoking dung beetle
I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥
We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers
We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8
We smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles
I’m sick in the head
I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes
I’m on them Nashville nibblers
I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time
I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways
I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak
We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥, I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you
Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix, cause I’m in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can’t get out
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps
I’m moving like French Montana: haan
Welcome to the Cream Kingdom ♥♥♥♥♥, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls
My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson
You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playing with me man
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man
Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I'm moving like Oppenheimer
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace
Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm
I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horror
I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥
Step the wrong way and you will perish
That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff Butter
You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥, cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff
I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutsack
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥
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Davy_Crokett 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm 
We call a person who truly loves food — food at the highest levels — an epicure. Occasionally, you might find the word epicure used for a person who loves something else, but an epicure is usually someone who delights in fine food.

Epicurus was the Greek philosopher whom we credit with thinking the most about cooking and food. So any time you see the word epicure, remember that that person follows the philosopher Epicurus and therefore loves food. Being an epicure ain't cheap. Most fine restaurants these days will charge you an arm and a leg for a meal good enough to satisfy a real epicure.
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