http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7053-SimCity
If you haven't seen it.

*glove slap*

First blood to you sir, first blood. I shall however retort that both men and women of the workplace, both coworkers and customers find my facial hair both epicly manly and inspirational. You sir are envious of that which you shall never have and are instead lashing back from your lonely dark place, a place where all who gaze upon you do so in revulsion as the sheer waves of all consuming fat trundle forward.

Good day sir.

Behold as I trash talk you for treasure hunting purposes. You sir are fat.

*yells* COMMENT!!! COOKIES.

PICKLES!!