I'm the wizard of wire that runs Sandbox Servers.

With a wave of my magic E2 chip I can do things mere mortals only dream of. Or at least they only started to dream of it afterwards. :D


I've constructed over 236 different contraptions as of last count and many more that have yet to be numbered.

I've built dozens of imaginative weapon systems. Many of which are extremely accurate.

I have made so many kinds of vehicles they must be grouped into large catagories such as "flying" or "teleporting", etc.

And yet I'm still not out of ideas for stuff to build!!! The possibilities are endless!

I need only see a problem and before long I will have it's solution.

2018 I've now been Captain Maim for 25 years! CAN YOU IMAGINE???