Jack Hoff
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New Zealand
Currently Offline
Nom (Yuumi #1 fan) 21 Mar, 2021 @ 12:46am 
After a good game in GTA V, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Lan-Party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then shot him in the Torso 27 times. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Comment 28 May, 2017 @ 9:52pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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joseph 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:35pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
SmokinHowSnoop 6 Apr, 2017 @ 12:58am 
+rep AWP GOD
francis 11 Mar, 2017 @ 11:07pm 
i know what ur doing with your life, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, getting money and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself
im old 11 Mar, 2017 @ 4:57pm 
+rep ik wat u are doing with ur lyfe. U r licking ♥♥♥♥♥ like a gangsta :))