Gents... Ladies... My name's Hector Barbossa .
I am sarcastic, greedy, harmful, loyal, honorable and kind of a terrible man.
I hate fools: Those who truly think they can insult me as they wish, runnin' away with no consequences... As that me matey, be a bloody fatal thought.
I accept not insults from any kind, and *any kind* there be meant for real, unless if true they were.
I shall not care for those who be worthless scums to me, an' for no reason to be mentioned. I assume they are... more of addled worms than addled people.
I most likely accept Friend Requests, so be Group Invites.
Don't dare think about makin' me angry or startin' a fight between me and ye, it would be the biggest mistake you have ever done in your short life.
I be here t' have fun, not to waste me time by talkin' to bilge rats and cockroaches!