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My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Review of H1Z1: King of the Kill

Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shotgun
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sensitivity
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melee
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pistols
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit registration
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ infinite running man loading screen
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ white screen that occurs after alt tabbing
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shotgun
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ton amount of chinese idiots that enter U.S servers running around saying "China #1" and circle jerking to hentai
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullet drop
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn rate for duct tape
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thinking process of these developers
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parachute
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laminated armor and helmet
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shotgun
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flashbang
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hitmarkers
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ optimization of the game
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn positions
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ repetitve buildings
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ non-flippable vehicles
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ar crosshair not matching the recoil pattern
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desync
FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOTGUN
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invisible objects that i end up smashing into when in hot pursuit
Fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bow

Like how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard is it to make this game function after 1 and 1/2 years and getting constant autistic kids like me come and complain and tell you what the exact problems are in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game WITH your dumbass feedback on reddit saying you'll fix it when you make ♥♥♥♥ even worse. You break the game more and cause more problems for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me with each update you release, YOU WON'T FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOTGUN, and you most likely wont be looking at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiotic review because you released another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded game thats even more aids than this. If you think this game is ♥♥♥♥... OH don't even get me started on Player Uknown's BattleGround we'll save that for another time. Anways, if you're thinking about buying this ♥♥♥♥ show, save your $20 and wait for this game to be abandoned in about 6 months because they'll be working on another disgrace of a game that'll most likely be dropped a year and half later and the cycle repeats.

if you hate call of duty you'll love tf2. Thats really all I have to say. This game has everything just for a F2P. Hats,kill counting hats, hats with effects, shining weapons, etc. Best game 11/10