You, Me, Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese™️. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution, overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!

Hi my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for ya, finally i get some diarrhea. I've been looking forward to doing this for a long time. First I'm gonna piss, so I don't piss all over the floor.
[Pissing Sounds]
And now for the diarrhea.
[Ungodly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]
See look, diarrhea. Well I gotta get-Wooo stinks! I wanna give me a spoon so I can get it.
[grabs spoon from kitchen]
Now I may only be able to eat two or three spoonfuls because wow it really stinks, but I've never had diarrhea, and I really wanna try to eat it, cause I so badly want to say I've eaten diarrhea.
[gagging] [takes a bite] [gags] [heavy breathing] [continues eating] [gags] [eats more] [wretches]
Well, I pissed right before I took that... ♥♥♥♥ so I'm gonna drink some of it to wa-wash it down. Once again, my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm so proud of myself for eating diarrhea and I am so happy I have diarrhea in my stomach, and I hope you enjoyed watching me eat my diarrhea.

Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.

kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.

kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.

kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.