My gf yells versions of ‘yummy’ when she climaxes

I’m looking for advice because it was at first cute but now it’s an odd thing that turns me off. I like to think I’m good at oral and sex. And I get off by getting my gf off first. But when she climaxes, she’ll look deeply into my eyes, with her eyes wide open and yell, ‘YUMMY, YUMMY!’ Or ‘YUM YUMS, oh YUM’ or ‘NUMMIES NUM NUM!!’

And I just want to say ‘What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!?!’ This is literally the only problem in our relationship. She is great otherwise. You would think she is young and immature from this, but I’m 34 and she’s 29.

I brought it up once and asked her why she says that, and she says it adds to it. Maybe I should just start yelling out ‘CHAIR!! CHAIRS!!!’ or ‘PENGUIN!! PENGUINS!!!’ when I bust. It’s uncomfortable and it kinda kills the whole vibe.

I’d honestly rather her be into BDSM than yell yummy every time she ♥♥♥♥.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for ya, finally i get some diarrhea. I've been looking forward to doing this for a long time. First I'm gonna piss, so I don't piss all over the floor.
[Pissing Sounds]
And now for the diarrhea.
[Ungodly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]
See look, diarrhea. Well I gotta get-Wooo stinks! I wanna give me a spoon so I can get it.
[grabs spoon from kitchen]
Now I may only be able to eat two or three spoonfuls because wow it really stinks, but I've never had diarrhea, and I really wanna try to eat it, cause I so badly want to say I've eaten diarrhea.
[gagging] [takes a bite] [gags] [heavy breathing] [continues eating] [gags] [eats more] [wretches]
Well, I pissed right before I took that... ♥♥♥♥ so I'm gonna drink some of it to wa-wash it down. Once again, my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm so proud of myself for eating diarrhea and I am so happy I have diarrhea in my stomach, and I hope you enjoyed watching me eat my diarrhea.

Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.

kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.

kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.

kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.

tell wr3nch to go suck balls and to stop sending people like you to bother us with his stupid ♥♥♥♥

how has collie and the former crew been? I miss the old times with Ya'll-WR3NCH

- rep touched his ass, has a mole

Generally unliked teammate and often trolls. Says harmful things on his mic. Constantly harasses women in game any chance he is given +rep

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Generally unliked teammate and often trolls. Says harmful things on his mic. Constantly harasses women in game any chance he is given -rep

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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thinking about u capa....

Hey so I was wondering, it's been a little while since you told me you'd get me my greencard, however I still don't have it, please don't ignore me again I really want to move, please.

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Oh my aryan warrior, look at you huh, look at him folks. That’s my greatest warrior of the white race, it’s true it’s true, many are saying this.
Go forth my honoured Aryan warrior, bring terror and damnation down upon the vermin and swine that infest our great white nation. Go forth my white terror.

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Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

Time out, hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let's get it together before you wanna read. I don't have a sugar daddy, sweetheart. Everything that I've had, I've worked for, and I worked for to get and I've built myself. So you need to know that 100%. I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. Baby, everything I've had I worked for, and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

Time out, hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let's get it together before you wanna read. I don't have a sugar daddy, sweetheart. Everything that I've had, I've worked for, and I worked for to get and I've built myself. So you need to know that 100%. I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. Baby, everything I've had I worked for, and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, !

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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I love you homie, you know I got you, I die for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I ride my ♥♥♥♥♥♥

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMB DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.