Recent reviews by flat bati

you serve drinks

they added a new character, kinda fun still

it's like rock paper scissors except there's 0 strategy to it. this game isn't competitive at all which is a shame because it showed a great deal of potential, i thought i could hone my skills to compete in the next ro sham bo tournament but this just isn't the correct game to do it in.

other than that the game's pretty good, i'll give it like a 3/7

ive seen youtube videos with better quality - save yourself 79p and get yourself some snacks so you can watch it on a decent platform

its still ok i guess

Glad to see that the feature that allows you to hit an enemy without aiming at them is still around

This game made me hate my favourite TV show growing up, the smurfs. During 700+ hours of gameplay I learnt that these little buggers are out there to win, even if it means hopping on a lower ranked account to win. The smurfs are small and crafty and they'll smurfing smurf you up if you're not careful M8.

Counter-strike is a game that's more enjoyable with a party of 3-5 as it minimises your chances of getting paired up with a guy that's screaming in an alien language, to this day I've yet to know what cyka blyat really means but it's probably a demonic sacrificial chant, telling the player that if he doesn't clutch it he'll die irl.

Please hope you don't get paired with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me because you'll kill yourself after the idiocy you'll see as the game progresses.

This game stopped being good after we got Zoo removed and now we have to play maps like Assault and Aztec all the time. Valve pls add best map zoo back so I can happily play videogame with 3fps

Final score:
Maps: 8/10 (needs zoo to be 10/10)
Gameplay: 9/10
Fps: 20/300
Skins: 5/10 (They should just make a grotto for every gun as it's the best skin)
Ammount of blyat: not enough/too much
Overall: 9/10 is fun game, just not fun when you play with me.

Horrible game, you can't kill Alphys. 0/10

the games ok but the port isn't very ok