Senaste recensioner av CandiceLovesYou

Everyone must die to Queen Candice.

Well, so long as I get proper playtime with m'toys.

Seriously though, I had this game sitting in my library for quite some time until I had to think of something quick for a VN stream I was doing. Installed it and had quite a blast. The game has actual strategy involved and part of the fun is making sure you can rewind your game and try to tinker with different classes to succeed through the excursions.

The artwork is lovely and the gameplay holds up rather well. Replay seems strong because it's all about trying to go back, re-work your foul-ups and continue forward.

Do this. Also, kill people. For me.

Jesus Christ. No. Just.. no.

I'm going to be honest: I've had this game for a year and a half and hadn't installed it. It took a friend telling me that it may be something we could check out because he loved it -- for me to install it.

I'm glad I did. The Forest scratches the itch for people who may have grown out of Minecraft and Terraria in a beautiful, beautiful way. Is there a story? Sure is. Is that all? Not even remotely.

'The Forest' starts with a boom. That boom sends you into survival and survival leads you through a story in a way that isn't even remotely forceful. Want to just learn how to survive in your new home? Work it out. The patches that this team of four people have put together are, far and away, impressive to say the least. The game is beautiful to behold and beyond that beauty there is danger. That danger, while easy enough to avoid if you work on your survival, can absolutely throw you if you're not careful.

Dig into this game. Nothing is handed to you. Learn its intricacies, the ways you can live off of the land and flourish before venturing into its rather intricate story. Just enjoy yourself because this game, especially at its price point and the fact it states it is still in Alpha, has leagues more than other survival games I've played that have actual full releases within its genre.

I'm not going to lie to you... I have no idea why this game is so dang satisfying to me. I'm not the casual gameplayer type (not that there's anything wrong with that) but my consoles and PC are filled with AAA titles. I rarely play mobile games unless they connect to larger titles (See: Injustice 2, Assassin's Creed, etc.) but this one stuck out because it has the encouragement of a clicker without the clicking. I dig simulators and team-building games, mind you and that is what Soda Dungeon feels like. You go through and build up a team, you watch that team go through a Dungeon (You can set these fights on Auto, which just becomes entertaining to watch) and gather up the rewards to disperse further in your Tavern.

Honestly, it's simple and free and has given me some mindless entertainment in-between working, meetings or just winding down before bed. There ARE Microtransactions but they're also not a necessary evil. They make your fight easier if you don't want to spend thirty something hours on it -- but if you're okay with some grinding and tactics, it can work without needing them.

The art style is endearing because I grew up in a time where these kinds of graphics are what we had AND WE LIKED IT. (Garshdurnit) Extra dungeons like one for gear and one for farming gold and tokens make it so you actually have to put thought into team composition. Yes, there is a LOT for team composition in this game. While it does have a 'set-it-and-forget-it' feel -- that definitely isn't this game. There are times the game makes sure you're not just asleep at the wheel by giving you dungeon bosses that you MUST interact with and learn their fighting styles. To me, that's clever as hell.

So, is it worth a couple bucks? And more. It's free though and if you appreciate a title like this, chuck a couple bucks at these devs and get yourself some good pets or even some special fighters. They deserve it for the love they put into this game and I can't wait to see how they outdo themselves with Soda Dungeon 2.

Lovelovelove this game. If you felt like Dead by Daylight was too cumbersome and didn't actually cater to the shock and awe you wanted in a game like it -- this is the real deal. Get your friends together and stalk the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥ out of them. It's as much fun as can possibly be crammed into 20 minute matches and will bring you right back to the days where you squealed and laughed at 80's horror. GUN and Illfonic did their best and I cannot possibly scream this game's praises enough.

This is the best game ever. I mean, it's not a Resident Evil game. I don't really know what kind of game you could call it even -- because other than injecting names and faces, it plays and looks nothing like typical RE games. I'm not telling you this because it's a minus rather it is a plus. This game is enjoyable on two levels.

The Savannah chapter is the worst. I wish there was a mod to remove that chapter entirely because then this game would be flawless.

I have memorized every map, I know how to obtain every emblem and I get lady-hard when people want to co-op this game with me because it's my zen. You want a game that's better to relax to than Bejeweled? Get this.

There. Done. Get it. Shut up and get it. <3

This game is cooler than all of you and I dare you to fight me. Fight me in a Mushroom War. You nerds.

Get this game.

Listen. Those jerks in those other reviews? They don't know what's good. I've played every iteration of Lemmings known to man. Even that weird Russian one that they don't talk about. So, I think it's safe to say that I would know if this was a bad game. It isn't. Maybe the problem is that these OTHER reviewers don't know how to play it. So, I'm sorry that they're bad at games but that's no reflection on the actual game itself. Plastiland is a lot of fun. I've enjoyed it. Sure, it may be a mobile port but a competent one. The only problem I ran into is when I seemed to outsmart the game, it just made some of my little blobs disappear. Other than that, the only problem I found is that I wasn't smart during some levels. That's all.

So, in summation and closing and furthermore henceforth.. this game is lovely. You should buy it. You should also play Lemmings. <3

No.

You hear me? NO.

This game was crafted by someone who couldn't make a movie so he made a game. Choices meant nothing. Game was figured out by the second floor. Lead character is one of the most unlikeable protagonists I've ever had the unfortunate experience to encounter. Don't buy this game for $20. Buy this for $10 or less.

I streamed this for what was meant to be a minimum 3 hour stream and the game lasted 2 and a half hours with minimal checkpoints to return to if we wanted to find another ending. This game doesn't want you to play it. It wants you to shut up and listen to the nonsensical short-film it has created.

If you want to cram your creativity down my throat, at least be a dear and release a 20 minute long YouTube video instead of charge people $20 to get dragged through your weeping exposition and flat out dreadful sound design.

Listen, I like this game. It blends Game Dev Tycoon with the App version of The Sims and I can get behind that. It does come with some issues, such as forcing certain events on you despite not wanting to do them, requiring quite a few quit-and-restarts due to it being a drain on resources over time and a few other little bugs here and there. With that said, once I figured out how to manuever around these obstacles, I had a lot of fun. I mean, I put seven hours into it without taking notice. So, that's something. So, yes. Get this game. If you want to wait until it's out of Early Access, that's just fine too but don't pass it up entirely.