@everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and meows not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). Meow doesn’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of Mods. Arigato.

This man is a literally just a can of pasta. How play game?

His profile pic is actually him, also he smells like broccoli

I have this guy's pants

You are a fraud, a poor imitation of the real noodle.

Can of Noodle helps me wounder why I eat Noodles from a box